cosmicrhetoric:

sorry but this is the funniest way for any episode of television to open ever….

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patrickat:
“ robstmartin:
“ ritchiepage2001newaccount:
“ #CorpMedia #Idiocracy #Oligarchs #MegaBanks vs #Union #Occupy #NoDAPL #BLM #SDF #DACA #Humanity
Jeff Sessions speech interrupted by Methodist, Baptist...

patrickat:

robstmartin:

ritchiepage2001newaccount:

#CorpMedia #Idiocracy #Oligarchs #MegaBanks vs #Union #Occupy #NoDAPL #BLM #SDF #DACA #Humanity

Jeff Sessions speech interrupted by Methodist, Baptist clergy

https://religionnews.com/2018/10/29/jeff-sessions-speech-interrupted-by-methodist-baptist-clergy/

Attorney General Jeff Sessions was only moments into a speech on religious liberty Monday (Oct. 29) before he was interrupted by two ministers who called on him to “repent” for his role in enforcing Trump administration policy.

Sessions was speaking about “The Future of Religious Liberty” at a meeting in Boston hosted by the Boston Lawyers Chapter of the Federalist Society, a conservative legal group. But as soon as he began his remarks, a United Methodist minister, the Rev. Will Green of Ballard Vale United Church in Andover, Mass., began reciting Scripture…

Christian fandom rejects canon

The moneylenders casting Jesus out of the temple.

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ambular-d:

jackhawksmoor:

sawsbuck:

“Pet crows give their owners names. This is identified by a unique sound they make around specific people that they would not otherwise make.“

oh my GOD

well shit

Clearly, to the crows, we’re the pets.

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thechildofchristmas:

rikudera:

thegoombs:

thegoombs:

Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.

I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???

I feel like this is a good time to share the fact that Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy.

goofy periodically changes his name to avoid the IRS if i remember right

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kidzbopdeathgrips:
“ kidzbopdeathgrips:
“ pissvortex:
“ groovycolorknightlawyer:
“ pissvortex:
“wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard
”
Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?
”
no thanks
”
outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it ”
my identity has...

kidzbopdeathgrips:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

pissvortex:

groovycolorknightlawyer:

pissvortex:

wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

no thanks

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

my identity has been stolen

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missespeon:

im still laughing about this fucking gifset

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ausgoth:

ausgoth:

when ur friend likes ur post but they shOULD BE IN BED

image

WHEN THEY LIKE THE POST YOU MAKE TELLING THEM TO GO TO BED

image

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mckitterick:

sweaterkittensahoy:

kaylapocalypse:

thighetician:

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because it wasn’t stated in an intellectual way (in spite of its validity). So Girl 2 reinforced Girl 1′s opinions in solidarity and made sure that it was absolutely clear that Girl 1 was factually correct. WITHOUT taking credit for her observations (”kim is right” instead of “Actually, kim”)  

Girls supporting Girls. 

Girls not letting other girls be treated poorly.

If you read thirty pages of a book and hate it, that’s a good analysis. Girl 1 literally said, “It sucked for these reasons, and I only got through 30 pages.” She was absolutely paying attention and trying to get it. But if all you get is a headache, fuck that book.

I love this exchange

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icecreamsandwichcomics:

aimless efforts

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